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The Horror of Video Cam Movies

Posted by: C.D. Reimer

Tagged in: zombies , website , video games , movies

The newest trend in monster movies is where the video cam plays a larger role than the no-name stars or even the monsters.  Two recent movies in the past month illustrated this trend, Cloverfield and George A. Romero's Diary of The Dead.  Only one will be become an instant cult classic, and both will be imitated by home amateurs, college students at film schools, and professional filmmakers looking to ride the newest trend.  The horror comes not from the current movies, but from the new movies that will appear in the next several years.

Cloverfield is a retelling of the classic monster-trashing-the-big-city formula from the perspective of a single video cam that previously recorded a dating relationship getting hot from the month before that gets recorded over during a going away party where the dating relationship had gone cold.   If the sound system at the theater I went to was set to normal instead of extra loud, I might've slept through the soap opera that unfolded.  No one really cares about the poor smuck who got ditched and then decides to rescue the girl who ditched him.  When the monster and baby monsters are finally shown, we don't see them for long as the movie is about the horrors of lost love instead of the destruction of a city by a seemingly unstoppable monster.

The highlights includes the head of the Statue of Liberty rolling down the street like a bowling ball, and the harden citizens of New York City whipping out their cell phone to take pictures; a collapsed building that causes a 9/11-inspired wall of dust to funnel down the concrete canyons of the cityscape; and a subway station being shaken by the monster fighting the military on the streets above.  Since there was only one video cam that recorded everything, the ending lacks the context to tie the story into the real world and the viewers are left struggling to find meaning in what they saw.  If that wasn't bad enough, there's an excellent sound track played during the credits that should've been saved for another movie.

George A. Romero's Diary of The Dead will become a cult classic for flawlessly executing the making of an internet movie called The Death of Death that documents the zombie outbreak as recorded by a group of film making students with two video cams, and edited to include video from other video cams, wireless surveillance cameras, cell phone cameras, and stuff downloaded the from the internet to provide a larger context to tie the story into the real world (some of the video was stock footage taken during Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans).

The highlights includes an actress questioning the conventional horror movie formula of a scream queen running in her high heels in the middle of nowhere to have the monster grab her nightgown to show off her breasts (which does happen to her later on with a zombie when the main cameraman forgets he's making a documentary instead of a horror movie); exploding eyeballs when a pair of defibrillator paddles are applied to a zombie's head in a hospital; and an old Amish man who commits suicide by ramming his scythe into his head and the head of the zombie behind him.  I think Romero expects this movie to be widely intimated since he's holding a contest for the best three-minute short video to win an appearance on the DVD release.

Speaking of zombies, I picked up the March 2008 issue of PC Gamer for the cover story on a flood of zombie games that are coming out in the next year. Left 4 Dead and Resident Evil 5 look like the best of the lot, and I might get both.  I'm also looking forward to Lego Indiana Jones, Lego Batman, and Soul Calibur 4 when they come out.  Since I'll be writing a novel based on my six years as a video game tester, I need all the research material I can get my hands on.

Website Update: Since the current versions of MyBlog and Jom Comment are now compatible with Joomla! 1.5, blogging and commenting are now enabled. I'm still tweaking things to get them the way I want them to be and figuring out the minor annoyances that pops up.   I may need to shut down the website for 15 or 30 minutes at a time to make some adjustments.  Comments will be available for recent articles and moderated for now to filter out the "wow ur fat" crowd from Slashdot.


DVD, Books & A Version Control System

Posted by: C.D. Reimer

Tagged in: zombies , programming , movies , ceramics , books

This weekend was a bit crazy in the laid back department.  I was expecting a quiet day at my ceramics class on Saturday with many of us glazing our last pieces for the final next week.  Since this week is the annual three-day ceramics sale that funds the ceramics program at SJCC, our studio space was overrun by former instructors and students who made the pottery wheels disappeared into the back, the floor swept and mopped, and the tables rearranged to display an overflow of ceramics coming out of boxes and newspaper wrappings.

Those of us still glazing our pieces were shoved into the far corner to share limited space among the buckets of glazes.  That was a pain since we had our large pieces that weren't simple to glaze.  My large piece, the Roman god of doors and beginnings, Janus, in 25 pounds of brown clay, took two hours to hand paint a half-dozen glazes on.  After glazing that, an abstract teapot dipped into two glazes, and making a test glaze from powder that I applied to four test pieces, I was exhausted.  I spent the rest of the weekend watching DVDs and reading books.

The first DVD was Battlestar Galactica: Razor that's being sandwiched between the end of Season Three this year and the beginning of Season Four next year.  This two-hour movie is focused on the Battlestar Pegasus after Lee "Apollo" Adama takes command with flashblacks by Executive Officer Kendra Shaw, who remembers joining the crew just shortly before the Colonial fleet was attacked by the Cylons, and a young William "Thrusher" Adama during the first Cylon war who fell from the sky during an aerial battle onto a secret Cylon basestar conducting the initial experiments on humans to form a biological-based Cylon.  Fascinating to watch Admiral Helena Cain transform from a tough but caring commander into the cold-blooded warrior that she became, the hard moral choices that military leaders must make during a time of war that could mean life and death for innocent civilians, and the retro Cylons of the escaped basestar in their final battle with Pegasus.  There are dark hints as to what may happen in the final season as the rag tag fleet of humanity searches for Earth.

The second DVD was Flight of the Living Dead (a.k.a, "Zombies on a Plane").  Horror movies generally follow a set formula (i.e., teenagers involved in sex and/or drugs died fast and furious in the 1980's slasher films), and the formula for this one is that anyone with an attitude on the airplane gets killed by the zombies.  This turns out to be a laugh riot as you got all the crazy stereotypes—scientists "who should know better" transporting a sexy disease carrier in the cargo hold, young lovers cheating on each other in the restrooms, a fast talking criminal handcuffed to a dour cop, an air marshal who looks like a drug rehab dropout, a professional golfer polishing a putter with a whiny wife at his side, and a nun overwhelmed by sinners and zombies alike—on a doomed airplane over the Atlantic Ocean in an severe electrical storm.  The funniest "poor luck" zombie was the one who couldn't undo his seatbelt and tries desperately to bite anyone running by his aisle seat.  The ending was somewhat predictable as the plane crashed with the usual assortment of humans and zombies surviving the wreckage.  Surprisingly, there were few head shots and no one being stretched out to have their guts torn out as common in other zombie movies.  I was also expecting the airplane to get hit by a lightning strike that didn't happen as the movie strongly reminded me of a Twilight Zone episode, Nightmare At 20,000 Feet. If you're a zombie fan, this is a pure zombie fest.

The first book read was "Genshiken: The Society for the Study of Modern Visual Culture, Volume 9" by Kio Shimoku that just came out.  This is the first magna series that I read from the very first volume when it came out in 2005, and I pre-ordered every volume since then.  There's no overriding story arc in this slice-of-life series about an odd assortment of Japanese college students who are fans of anime, video games and cosplay but don't fit in with any of the other clubs.  The story that I identify the most with in part because I'm a writer is Ogiue's decision to submit her work professionally.  She asks her boyfriend, Sasahara, who has a part-time job as an manga editor, to critique her work and she reacts badly when told that her 50-page managa is unfocused.  When he visits her the next day, he's surprised that she revised her work overnight—which isn't easy considering the amount of drawings and text involved without using a computer—that it's much better than the original version.  When she pulls out an 80-page story that needs to be look at, he wonders if their relationship can survive the critique process.  I was disappointed to find out that this volume was also the last one in the series since most of the club members from the beginning are now graduates.

The second book I'm still reading is "In Command of History: Churchill Fighting and Writing The Second World War" by David Reynolds.  Most people know that Winston Churchill as the widely quoted leader who led Great Britain during the darkest hours of World War II, but very few know that it was his writings that funded his long political career.  (Which is quite different than today's politicians panhandling for money instead of working for it.)  After being tossed out of office in the first election following the war, and finding himself short of money, he embarks on writing a six-volume memoir of the war as he had previously written a five-volume set on World War I.  His main concerns was trying to avoid paying the 97.5% income tax to pay for the war and reconstruction, hanging on to the papers he wrote during his five years of being prime minister, and keeping an eye on his political future where he will once more serve as prime minister in the 1950's.  I found this book to be quite readable and entertaining.  (The first biography that I read, "Churchill" by Roy Jenkins, was painfully boring as my interest in British politics was so superficial that it took a year-and-a-half to read.)  If you're a history buff and/or a writer (I'm both), this book will interest you.

I added Subversion, an open source version control system (VCS), to my file server, Titania, to maintain the changes for the website code base.  Since next year is the tenth anniversary of my website, and I'm starting a three-stage project to redesign the website from top to bottom, I thought now was the time to implement a VCS.  The first stage is cleaning up the existing PHP and CSS files.  I find myself keeping a tight focus on how much code I'm modifying at one time as I don't want to have too many changes implemented.  If I need to step back from a change or two, I can now do that.

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I See Zombies

Posted by: C.D. Reimer

Tagged in: zombies , video games , tv shows , movies , holidays

I became a zombie game fan when I started blasting them in Quake with grenades and rockets ten years ago, and a hardcore zombie movie fan after the Resident Evil movies came out.  For whatever reason, I was knee deep in the zombie dead this weekend.  I guess Halloween—like daylight savings time—was a few weeks late.

The zombie fest started out with installing Hellgate: London on my game machine.  When I tried the demo out a few weeks ago, I hated it since I thought the game play was tedious, no ending to wrap up the game play, and the game seem too much like a Diablo clone.  Turned out that the game is made by the same people who created Diablo II.  After readjusting my thinking from first person shooter to hack and slash (never mind that my marksmen character was using guns instead of swords), I started enjoying the demo and pre-ordered the game.

My current character is Level 7 marksmen with some tricked out armor and modified guns.  My main weapon is a RPG/flame thrower good for clearing out small groups of zombies, and the machine gun for larger and bigger-sized groups of zombies.  The game had several memorable moments.  I blew off the top half of a zombie only to see the lower half do a twitch dance before falling over.  Came roaring around a corner after throwing a grenade where I expected to find a half-dozen zombies and found 20 zombies swarming out at me.  After falling down to the bottom of a three-story staircase, all the zombies from the upper floors came banging downstairs while all the nearby zombies became aware of me, and took all my ammo to get out of that mess.  This game should keep me busy until Unreal Tournament 3 comes out in two weeks.

The zombie war on Megatokyo has been postponed for the Real World birth of baby Jack Obadiah Gallagher.  Father and mother are doing fine even though the baby came sooner than expected.

I went to Borders at Santana Row on Saturday night to locate Flight of the Living Dead DVD, otherwise known as "Zombies on A Plane" to zombie fans.  The woman behind the information counter gave me a weird look when I asked about the title, almost as if I was a zombie.  Her co-worker standing beside her said, "Sweet!"

No luck.  So I got Black Sheep DVD instead.

If you thought zombie crows in Resident Evil: Extinction was weird, try zombie sheep.  When two animal rights activists in New Zealand—where 40 million sheep outnumber four million people—steal research material being disposed of at a sheep farm, they get more than bargain for when the canister cracks open to release a zombie lamb.  If that wasn't weird enough, people who are bitten but not killed turn into were-sheep!  All the traditional elements of a zombie film are here: the New Age animal rights activist airhead playing the dismal in distress, one guy being stretched out to have his guts ripped out be a pair of sheep, and the usual genetic research versus mother nature debate.  Plus the standard red neck farm jokes about inbred family and horny sheep.  This movie is so hilariously wrong on so many levels.

If that wasn't enough, yesterday I was watching an Star Trek: Enterprise episode called "Impulse" that was about... Vulcan zombies!

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